Sometimes you just can't improve on something, so instead of paraphrasing and whatnot, I'll just present whole this email I received from DEK:

"Okay, Steelers are sucking wind.
Panthers are utterly disappointing.
Penguins are about to roll over and play dead for the year.
Pirates are... well, the Pirates.

You know what this means for you:

MORE-itania!
http://famulus.msnbc.com/FamulusIntl/reuters12-01-093905.asp?reg=AFRICA"