Sunday, October 08, 2006

Here's what you need to know about spending your Saturday night at the finest drag bar in all of greater Toledo:

  1. Yes, the large group of women is probably a group of all lesbians, even if some of them look a little too lipstick-ish.
  2. The woman in the Steeler jacket may or may not be a lesbian; lots of women in Steeler jackets just look like that.
  3. If you're not sure of the gender of the person on the dance floor, look for man hands.
  4. The bachelorette party may be filled with hot straight women, and you may be the only unattached straight male in the house, but after they explain the "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" motif of their party and all start smoking, you may decide you don't want to take advantage of those proportions, even if you thought you could.
  5. It's totally not worth it to go just because it happens to be that "bar in Toledo across from the depot."
  6. But to see friends you don't get to see often enough, worth it.

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