It's cool being back in a place where the Oscars aren't just an event, they're a big-ass traffic hassle.

In other local entertainment news today, I finally figured out (by accidentally eating lunch there) where Thai Elvis performs, so a field trip is no doubt imminent. And on that topic, is any substance better qualified for the term "Liquid Crack" than Thai Iced Tea? I mean, you know, other than actual liquified crack.