Sometimes you'll read in the paper that someone you knew back in the day has done something good, and that's always nice. Then sometimes you'll read that the creepy kid you used to play tennis with two to three times a week back in high school was arrested because he allegedly stole money from international students on the basketball team at a local college where he was a volunteer coach, provided them with alcohol, performed sex acts on them when they passed out, videotaped it, and got caught because he sold another student the TV (presumably /VCR) with the tape still in it.

I don't even have a joke for this one, folks.