I was going to blog about The Surreal Life--specifically that I'm seriously wondering whether Ron Jeremy and Tammy Faye Baker will be getting it on--but now I've got a repeat episode of Celebrity poker on, and Shannon Elizabeth, Kevin Pollack, and Coolio are hanging out in the loser's lounge. I'm not sure which is weirder. My weirdness glands are overloading between the two, and I may have to lie down for a while.