MAY DAY! MAY DAY!

OK, not funny, but it has to be done every year.

And speaking of holidays and humor, three separate times this April I heard of heard reference to someone making a marshmallow candy/Shaggy-related joke with the line, "Closer than my Peeps you are to me." It's still funny, but if people are saying it in two years it's at least rife if not full-on fraught.

If I get some free time later this afternoon I'll rant about Buffy from two nights ago and explain why I'm chomping at the bit for tonight's Survivor.