He forgot about the super-annoying Sprint "one minute, two minute" lady, and he may be over the top a little bit with the baby thing, but this guy is the most compelling anti-dime advocate I've ever come across. OK, yeah, and the first.

On an only slightly less strange note, the best title to ever come up on my Launchcast station has to be I'm Downright Amazed at What I Can Destroy with Just a Hammer. The same guy has a charming little ditty arguing against the appropriateness of Native American sports nicknames, entitled If You Own the Washington Redskins, You're a Cock. And finally, the best song I've ever heard containing the word dekaliter: (Lord, It's Hard to Be Happy When You're Not) Using the Metric System.