Here's a toy I could play with all day. See what hot-button issues are forcing average Americans such as you as and me to take action. Here are some actual petitions I found browsing this site:

• Give NASCAR its own channel
  
• End animal slaughter in Romania
  
• Make Spiderman 2 only have one villain
  
• Help neopets fight off the Chia lawsuit
  
• Justice for Traficant!
  
• Ban online petitions (how meta!)
  
• Bring back the bullpen car (the only one I actually signed)
  
• Fire Calgary Stampeders COO Fred Fateri (CFL teams have COOs?!)
  
• More education money for the Schenectady Metroplex (Metroplex?!)
  
• Take a stand against (8th-grade) dances being shut down
  
• Peter Pan supports drugs
  
• Replace Spinzels with Goldfish on Northwest Airlines flights
  

Good God, I could do this for hours. My readers will come to rue the day I learned to make an unnumbered list!