Apparently, when I blog while extraordinarily drunk, the following things happen:

• The self-pity gets ratcheted up. Slightly.
• The distinction between commas and periods goes out the window.
• The stream-of-consciousness level stays pretty much the same, which is to say, hey, look over there!
• I can still form full sentences. Mostly.
• I abbreviate a whole lot more.
• I can still make the links work.
  

All good to know...