In response to Mr. Frankowitz's comments:

1. Why would you get the idea that I have any self-respect?
2. I would have to own property in order to take out the 2nd mortgage I'd need to drink regularly at the places you suggested.
3. When lots of law students are hanging out regularly at Rick's and Mitch's, Charley's looks pretty damn respectable by comparison.
4. OK, yes, I've spent my fair share of time at Rick's and Mitch's too. So what?